Just gonna leave this here while it's quiet.....

"jkm7680" (jkm7680) 05/28/2017 at 22:06 • Filed to: None

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CB > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:10

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SOLD FOR A 1984 AUDI 80 WITH 384,000 MILES AND THREE AND A HALF WHEELS.

jkm7680 > CB 05/28/2017 at 22:11

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You know, if the guy who bought my ‘97 A4 with 140k offered me that thing back, I’d take it in a heartbeat.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:15

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And you bought a Corolla!

jkm7680 > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 05/28/2017 at 22:16

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I would probably jump out of the window.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:18

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You buying a Honda Ridgeline?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:18

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It’d be better than a Tundra ;)

E90M3 > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:18

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Dear JKM,

I bought your 97 A4. I’ve put 9 miles on it and it needs a new timing chain. If you replace this you can have if for free.

Hugs and kisses,

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE TIMING CHAIN RATTLES, FOR IT RATTLES FOR THEE.

jkm7680 > E90M3 05/28/2017 at 22:21

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HAHA BITCH WELL THERE’S A PROBLEM.

My A4 had the trusty ole 2.8 NA engine. No timing chain and the PO replaced the timing belt at 130k. That fucker is good for another 130k miles.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 05/28/2017 at 22:21

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obs

WilliamsSW > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:22

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So, yay?

VW Max > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:25

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2016 Jetta or am I blind?

jkm7680 > VW Max 05/28/2017 at 22:25

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You aren’t blind, haha.

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:25

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I had to go to the Urban Dictionary to find out what you meant by “obs.” Stop it with your hip youthful lingo.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:26

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Found you a truck.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 05/28/2017 at 22:26

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I’m sorry, it’s just..... it’s what the hooligan youth are saying these days.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:26

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Did you actually buy something to replace it with, or did you just finally have enough of the abuse and unload it to the first person unlucky enough to make a reasonable offer? Or possibly my consipiracy theory that you’ve had a secret truck this whole time is about to come out as the truth?

TheHondaBro > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:27

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They’re a bunch of rapscallions anyway.

jkm7680 > TheHondaBro 05/28/2017 at 22:29

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I do agree.

jkm7680 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 05/28/2017 at 22:29

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Only time will tell......

VW Max > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:30

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But there’s no Smyth kit!

jkm7680 > VW Max 05/28/2017 at 22:31

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Is there even one for the VI?

If you haven’t seen my posts, it was a massive piece of shit. This is coming from a massive Audi fanboy and former Volkswagen fanboy.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > TheHondaBro 05/28/2017 at 22:36

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:36

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Did you replace it with a Nissan Cube? Please tell me you did.

Also, since it’s a used VW, did you manage to get more than tree fiddy for it?

dogisbadob > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:43

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EAT THE is for lovers? :p

AestheticsInMotion > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 22:50

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I’m assuming you bought a car for lovers..?

jkm7680 > AestheticsInMotion 05/28/2017 at 22:55

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Hahah, I’m getting DTOM plates on the next one. Love those, had them on my Audis.

VW Max > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 23:00

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Thought this was your truck, not the problem VW 

jkm7680 > VW Max 05/28/2017 at 23:01

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Oh, the bill of sale?

AM3R, lost another burner > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 23:09

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I need to get one of those. They just look cool, I know it sounds dumb.

jkm7680 > AM3R, lost another burner 05/28/2017 at 23:12

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I personally love them.

Only problem is that my friend’s father (nutty liberal) vandalizes cars with them. So stay away from Alexandria.

Captain of the Enterprise > jkm7680 05/28/2017 at 23:33

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So you either bought or sold a 2016 Jetta

jkm7680 > Captain of the Enterprise 05/29/2017 at 00:34

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Haha, what if I traded my 2016 Jetta for another 2016 Jetta.

AM3R, lost another burner > jkm7680 05/29/2017 at 01:13

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My parents are liberal, but like me they just think the plate looks cool, so they got it. I think I might go that route soon too tbh. There are some other cool VA plates though, like the udvar hazy SR-71 plate.

Maxima Speed > jkm7680 05/29/2017 at 09:12

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Somebody painted your license plate? :P

jkm7680 > AM3R, lost another burner 05/30/2017 at 21:46

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Yup, I used to have the Fight Terrorism ones for a while. I go through plates a lot haha.

jkm7680 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 06/01/2017 at 22:27

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Haha, not a Cube alright. Very far from a cube.

I mean, could have been worse. I’m gonna make a giant paper chain out of all of the dealer invoices though. I wouldn’t really want the next owner to see how shit the car was by how many times it had been to the dealer in a one year period.